To Wed or Not to Wed

I have finally seen it all. Bored as I am, I have officially found a TV show that even I, a fully fledged insomniac with far too much time on my hands, can not watch. The name: Bridezillas. The reason: women about to be married are irrationally crazy. Yes, I am throwing my own gender under the bus because I can not believe what I am watching. A bride – having already spent $125,000 – is about to be married and is shrieking like a banshee in heat. I cannot believe she is being so nasty to all of her bridesmaids and to be honest, her groom is an idiot if he doesn’t run in the opposite direction A.S.A.P. Lord Almighty, I hearby swear, I will never, ever be a bridezilla – if I do get married (what a lucky chap that will be to have me! <gush>) I’m pocketing my money and running off to Las Vegas. Oh yeah. That’s right. Flipping the channel – International Dart Championship, now there’s something I can sink my teeth into.