What do you do when you have nothing to talk about and are totally bored? That’s right, you scour the Internet for really inane facts from cool sites and comment on them like a proper smart ass. Here ya go…
“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone, Actress
- Light, deep, deep, light. Say…WHAT?
“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” Barbara Boxer, Senator
- Politicians seem to have a trend of being rather stupid.
“I don’t think the Republicans can damage my character.” Bill Clinton, former U.S. President
- Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
“Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets.“
British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea.
- They disappearing because we smother them in batter and fry them and they end up in our bellies! Fish ‘n’ chips, yum.
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” Britney Spears, Pop Singer
- Anyone got a spare brain?
“Sit by the homely girl, you’ll look better by comparison.” Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983
- What if you are the homely girl?
“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.” George Bush, former U.S. President
- Nice to see idiocy is a genetic thing.
“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.” John Wayne, Actor
- I can’t even comment on this one…ugh.
“Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” Mariah Carey, Pop Singer
- I love me, who do you love?
“I’d rather be dead than singing ‘Satisfaction’ when I am forty-five.” Mick Jagger, Pop Singer, before he turned 45
- Liar! What about at 65? Creepy…
“Facts are stupid things.” Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
- Yes, they do seem to get in the way, don’t they?
